Check this link out on the full story.

In case if you are too lazy to click on the link, it’s basically a story regarding a town council member who marries a porn star. The mayor, along with the other council members, decided to vote him out because of his marriage to a porn star (Anabela Mota Janke – Porn name: Jazella Moore).

I, for one, am appalled. Council members, or any government employee, regardless of your country, should stay out of one’s personal life.

There isn’t much I can say about this story, other than that the council members must be very jealous people. Have you seen Anabela? Good grief she’s hot. I wouldn’t fire the guy…I’d promote him! Make him mayor! Better yet, why not make him president?

Bill Clinton had an affair and, as a result of that, his popularity grew to 69% (neat number eh?). Despite your stance on the ethics of people who have affairs, you may see Bill as doing something wrong, or something harmless. In my opinion, Bill’s actions never affected the public in a negative way, even though his affairs were inside public office. Speaking of which, we could use a Prime Minister like Bill Clinton here in Canada. People would actually pay attention and think, ”Geez, what woman will the Prime Minister bang today? I’m so excited to find out!”

This guy, Scott Janke, isn’t even having an affair. He just married a porn star. This guy just got screwed.

I certainly hope he does find another job he likes. I’d hire him as my wingman. Think about it. He married a porn star.

A porn star.

A porn star.

A porn star.

A porn star.

That, my friends, takes a lot of balls. Imagine how secure he has to be to hold a marriage down like that, while his wife has a career in porn? Someone give this guy a beer. There should be a book written about this guy. He might actually be the real life Dos Equis guy.

You may be wondering why…well…if someone marries a porn star, that’s automatically interesting. This guy must be loaded with interesting stories.

I’m sure there are many men in this world who think about getting married..which is fine. However, getting married to a porn star? That’s every single man’s dream!  It’s a kind of thing you can brag to your friends.

Guy #1: ”Hey man, I haven’t heard from you in years. How have you been? I got married to a lawyer I was dating.”

Guy #2: ”Oh yeah? I married a porn star. You can’t top that, bitch.”

Guy#1: “Hmm…No I guess I can’t. Show me a pic of her.”

*sees it*

Guy#1: “Nice dude!” *high five*

Due to the fact that having a wife who is a porn star is a man’s dream, this guy must have gone through a personal adventure to be his greatest that he can be. Think of all the guys the wife could have married, and she picked Scott Janke. This guy represents every man’s dream. Of course, nothing will be documented about it, because there probably isn’t enough money to fund a documentary or movie.

I certainly hope that men don’t forget this story, because some day, our dreams may become reality.

We must have hope. As Obama stated in his campaign, ”We must be driven by a simple belief that the world as it is just won’t do, that we have an obligation to fight for the world as it should be.”

And we should be able to have wives who are pornstars. And by ”we”, I mean me.

Cheers,

MF69

I always continue to be a man of good fashion sense. Therefore, one could argue that I keep current, yet some people could take the argument that I am victim of mass marketing and selling by major corporations.

Regardless of what your view is, I know bullshit prices for items when I see it. Today I was out looking to replace my wallet (I’ve had mine for years, and it’s starting to wear and tear a bit). In any case, I wanted to see what was out there.

I went to a well-known Canadian department store (now it’s partly American). I won’t say what the store is, but it rhymes with ”The Gay”….It might be a better name for the store, because what they are pricing wallets at makes me want to run off a cliff.

I saw wallets with designer names, mainly priced at $55….Now, for a wallet to be that price, it has to be very special. It should be leather from a special rare animal, hand-made, and/or produced in fewer quantities….or better yet, it should have been in a strippers butt crack…(If a wallet claims it’s been in a stripper’s but crack, a man WILL buy it, and he WILL brag about it to his friends).

Imagine it! Salespeople WOULD NOT NEED ANY SELLING TACTICS! Think about it for a minute.

Imagine a guy walking into a store…”Hey I am looking for a wallet. I’d like something hand-crafted, leather….and if they make any, I’d like one with a voice activation system that warns me if I am paying too much for stuff. Oh, and maybe one that can fit my ipod in it too.”

Salesperson: “Well, we don’t have any of that. We have this nifty wallet made of vinyl and polyester. It also comes with a nifty keychain!”

*Upon Inspection* Guy: “What’s the price?”

Salesperson: ”$60″

Guy: “Whoa that’s wayyyy too expensive! I can probably get a friend to make a wallet out of this material!”

Salesperson: ”Well, it has been in a stripper’s buttcrack. See the company’s explanation on how they made it? It’s on the card in the wallet”

Guy: “SOLD!”

What I saw for $55 were wallets that had sub-standard leather, and some different materials woven into the fabric. To me, that is insane. No wallet should be that price. Drop it to 15 dollars and I’ll think about it.

Now, I am not necessarily a cheap guy….I will buy something if I feel it is worth it. You would be astonished by the crap that is produced in stores, and the selling price that is attached to them.

If you have a friend who is obsessed with super-high fashion prices (example Guess Jeans – their jeans sell for about $120 a pair)….You have to go with him shopping. If he grabs the jeans (or whatever the item is), smack him across the face, and tell him to put it back. You might have to do this several times, since repetition can sometimes be the biggest teacher….or if you can, borrow a taser from a police officer (if you can), and use that to teach your friend.

The next time you see someone paying for a standard wallet at a high price, you walk up to them, and smack that person across the face. I don’t care if you get arrested or kicked out of the store. We all must make a stand against overpricing….We must not become walking billboards for companies to prey upon for their next fad. However, we should be intelligent consumers, and invest in fashion trends that are worth the price.

Cheers.

MF69

I have discovered some very interesting patterns in my own life.

Here we go:

1. a) Savings accounts

b) Chequing accounts

c) GICs

d) Former President George W. Bush

Pattern:  They are earn less and less interest.

2. a) popcorn

b) chicken wings

c) beer

d) Toronto Maple Leafs

Pattern: The 4 things that will be in front of the television during the 2010 Stanley Cup Finals. (Ohh shutup you Leafs fans, that’s funny.)

3. a) Sarah Palin

b) Amy Winehouse

c) Paris Hilton

d) Lindsay Lohan

Pattern: Each person is progressively less annoying and psychotic. (from a to d)

4. a) Chuck Norris

b) Jack Bauer

c) Tony Montana

Pattern: Each one would more likely kill you during friendly playfighting.

5. a) Heidi Klum

b) Alessandra Ambrosio

c) Michael Jackson

Pattern: Each female is progressively uglier.

Meh, that’s all for now. I may have a new section of more patterns later.

Cheers.

While you patiently wait for me to speak my mind about something in another blog (whenever it may be), here is something that will hopefully get you through the day.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients – half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation,” explains Dr. Weatherby. “There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier.” “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

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This is great news. Researchers should be investing more money into stuff like this, especially in this economy. Imagine a guy reading the news:

“The economy has plummeted again, unemployment continues to rise.”

“Tensions in middle east increase.”

“Staring at a woman’s breasts makes men healthier.”

By the time your eyes hit the third line, you feel a little bit better. I sure as hell do. There are too many negative stories out there. I believe its 7 negative stories to 1 positive news story. Positive stories like this brings a tear to my eye. It’s like a light in the sky after days of rain, or tasting a fine port after opening it, or watching midgets running into trees.

I know the last one didn’t make sense, but in my head it did. It truly did.

So, fellas, when your woman gets angry at you for staring at other women, just say, “Hey. I’m keeping my blood pressure in check.” If she is not understanding with it, you must dump her and move on with your life.

Cheers.

Welcome to my site, hosted by me, Musicfanatic69. You can call me mf, mf69, or J.

This site is intended for me to craft my humour, and my writing. I often think people do not laugh enough. As I walk in shopping malls, on the street, or working out at the gym, there is always someone bitter.

In my opinion, these tough economic times makes humour much more vital to human sanity. If people do not laugh, they cannot feel better, more optomistic, and happier.

I hope to make things fun for you, the reader. This site is a work-in-progress, and it is a way for me to grow my creative mind. You will likely see changes to it now and then.

Here I will talk about anything on my mind…Sure, I may write a few serious things here and there, but I will certainly create some humour in it for you.

Just don’t take anything too seriously.

So, stay tuned, and bookmark this blog.

Cheers,

mf69